The last few months or so in pictures

Since I haven't been putting up any pictures lately, I figured it was time to finally dump a bunch of them for your viewing pleasure.

Me and the other two idiots who are getting married this year (Dave and Jayce).

Jun, Glyn and Me on Glyn's last night at Nielsen and in Korea.

My birthday present from me, to me. Thanks, Me. I always knew I liked you for some reason.

Resistance: Fall of Man on my new TV. Orgasmic, isn't it?

Beehaam and Heejung get silly at the bar.


Only 2 more songs on Hard mode to go then it's Hello expert level.

View of Seoul from the top of the Gangnam Financial Center.

Me and Heejung after her wedding. Isn't she cute?

Me and Joel after his wedding. I know he ain't cute.

Joel and Heejung trying their best not to laugh and look serious.

They both wanted to laugh here.

Back view.

This is what they normally look like, in their normal positioning.

View of Namdaemun from my office window after the first snowfall of they year.

The domino carrot I designed for our domino team.

All together I think we set up something like 40,000 dominos and then watched them all fall down. I think it took like 7 minutes to watch.

Setting up the dominos took about 4 hours altogether.

Me and Greg at Bricks in Itaewon.

Micah mixing up soju smoothies at my house.

And this is the result of those soju smoothies.

After Lunch Reading Material

So I was in the bathroom at work taking care of my morning ritual of expelling the demons from the previous day(s). During the course of this most vital of daily habits, I was pondering the great questions that any man does while straddling his porcelain throne.

“What will I eat for lunch?”
“Would a turtle look funny in a basketball uniform?”
“What ever happened to Fred Savage?”
“Is Winnie from Wonder Years still hot and if so isn’t it about time she did a spread somewhere?”

These and other important questions reverberated about in my skull as I made my first push into boweltastic bliss. As I looked down to admire my work, I was startled to see that my ass also seemed to want to participate.

Low and behold, a perfect question mark.

After the initial glee at seeing that my ass had finally decided to join me on my daily quest to ask the questions that keep us all up at night, I realized I must have missed the entire question. Had I paid better attention these last few bowel movements, I might have gained insight into the deep inner anal cavity thoughts my ass has been pondering over the past 27 years. Did I just miss the chance to actually converse with my own ass? I was rather saddened by the prospect of never having this opportunity again as I flushed the toilet.

Then I thought, “Maybe my ass speaks Spanish and it was an upside-down question mark and the rest of the question will appear in bowel movements further down the line.”

Now I REALLY need to learn Spanish.

More on this as it develops.